Monday, September 27, 2010

WeIrD BuT tRuE

hiya!!!!all people i think my readers list is increasin day ba day ((((okay i know its a misconception but even den i love it))))),,,,although my mood sensors are very foul ,,,,as i lost my cell n wallet full of money in last 3 days,,,,,,but den life moves on so here i go,,,,,,

today in the evenin i went to have my regular sutta n tea @@@@adda toh dere i met a guy who was telling his freind dat he's crazy bou his car n gurl freind,,,,,n den my not so fertile mind started to google da simalarities between gurlfreins n carss......

like the day before you are about to buy a car ,you can sacrifice anythin to buy it..you are so excited that all night you dream about driving your car 
similar is da case the day before you are commited to u r gurlfrein ......

now the moment you buy a car it start losing its charm ,similar is the case with your gurlfrein,

after some tyme you become accustomed of your car for which once u were ready to give uo anythin,,,same is the case with your gurlfrein,,,,

if your car meets with an accident ,,,,its all over,,,and den go for a new car((((below poverty people lyke me go for repairin))),,,,similar is da case with your gurlfrein ..........

so better get an insurance policy.........

wasn't dat weird,,,,,,but yet true......

24 comments:

  1. Manish.. u r sick... huh...thank god u dnt have a girl friend.. if dats the way ul treat her and think f her m soooo glad u dnt... ur problem is u go fall in love widd every 3rd girl u meet n naturally it fizzles out. problems are not d girls but u.. huh.horrible.

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  2. bhai....ultimate comparison...
    dere is one more similarity.....cars horn is similar to the cacophonic feminine speech...bt there are diff too...cars have lights on the back too....u can change their covers when u wish.....cars have a steering to control...biggest thing is it could be locked at a button press....

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  3. no wonder u both are friends... huh...i really pity the girls u both eventually marry... n its shameful.. really.. manish.. esp u...secret admirer n all.. huh...

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  4. datss y gauri !!!!!!!!u r a freind n can neva be a gurlfrein i dunno but as i told u earlier dat u n 1 more gurl (((n dats not nikita)))are only two feminine souls dat i respect so u r an xception,,,,,,,,

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  5. all u get is a 'blah'...................

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  6. manish bhai ... your friend gauri's special aptitude to judge people by reading a simple comment is commendable...no doubt we are frnds..and might be da girl marrying us wont be the happiest on earth, bt at least we wont let her regret her decision....and the last thing... my anotation was just to appreciate your I.S.O certified quality of setting up analogies btwn dissimilar things..not to promote your vulgar thoughts....so really shame on you...

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  7. rahul... i dont know if that was really a compliment or a taunt... but whatver it was... like manish has a right to post a "simple blog" i have my right to comment... i say wat i feel whther he likes it or not.. and he knows me well enuf to comprehend it the exact manner which i intend him to... it wasnt just a piece of writing for the heck f it.. he wrote dt cuz he felt so.. n too appreciate something wrong , a misconception is not wat i do....
    so i commented.. i shouldnt have included u maybe.. m sorry for dat..

    Peace....

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  8. gauri...might be my tone went wrong.....it wasnt a taunt at all.... it was just a buoyant reply to your comment.....i am sorry for that....truly it wasnt intentional.....sry again.....

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  9. its ok rahul... no hard feelings...

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  10. hey gauri....
    net has been disconnected at manish's place, so he asked me to inform about his new number...
    8889521471....call him.....

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  11. thanks rahul...tl hm m down wid fvr n cold.. will call him soon... tc..

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  12. sure, i'll tell him...nd "get well soon" on behalf of munnabhai..... :)

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  13. thanx rahul... :)

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  14. hey rahul m nt able to get thru manish on dat number... its sayng that services are on hold...

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  15. yups...his services were put to a halt coz of faulty documents, but soon it would be revived in a day or two....he was blaming me that i didnt convey the number to you,thats why u dint call...so plz call him ....hope you're fit now...bbye...tc

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  16. lol..dnt worry il tell him to leave u in peace.. faulty docs... hmmm.. pata nai kya kya karta rehta hai... yeah m fine now.. thanx.. will call him soon.... tc..

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  17. hey gauri.... now u can call manish....his number is active now......bbye tc

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  18. i spoke to him kal... n he ws like tumne n rahul ne toh mere blog ko social networking site bana dia hai.. :p

    cheers!!!

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  19. the same thng i hv been hearing for a month...was saying ki , u 2 have made my blog a scratchpad... both of u are busy talking to each other,and manish dalwani is nowhere in btwn...and really u must see his blanched face, when he ask me ,was there any new comment of gauri...and i say...na..she just replied to my comment ....

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  20. lol... :D.. i really get on his nerves.. ek din pukka he will wring my neck... ab i toh hav alrdy said wt i fl abt his blogs... kuch naya likhega tab comment karungi.....

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  21. hey gauri.... was out of town for a few days...thats why cant reply you....anything new on ur side.......

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  22. is there any other way v can talk?? cn u give me ur mail id? il mail u... i think dat wuld be more appropriate.

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  23. ya sure....
    rahul.vishnoi007@gmail.com
    or
    rahul_saran007@yahoo.co.in

    whichever u prefer....i'll wait 4 ur response...

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  24. hi bugger

    wats ths bugger...d summer heat or urs?
    wateva that "out f box" philosophy of urs was...roll d crap n insert it in ur....u knw where.
    i hope u get d rose f hope..tht cud take u to d shores f peace n content, away frm ths filth f heat
    baba " ...zindagi kuch bhi nahi teri meri kahani hai..." , to apni "teri" duundh le warna lines edit ho jayengi-- " ...zindagi kuch bhi nahi "


    UR FRIEND

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